Homokaasu Fashion and Mind Control Dept. is proud to present the excessive spring 2004 haute couture catalogue with an extreme amount of two different cloth designs. In order to complete our mission of world domination, the shirts prices are set to be relatively cheap. We're not making any profit, our only aim is to spread our meme as effectively as possible.

The shopping basket should be pretty easy to use. Click the add to basket link to put stuff into your basket. When the basket is not empty, you can modify the basket quantities by clicking on the plus and minus symbols below each item quantity number. The basket can hold up to three items. A non-empty basket will also display payment and delivery options and a check out button.

All the prices are displayed in euros. When you pay with PayPal, the system will automatically convert the euro-denoted amount into USD or into whatever currency you are using.

Please note that merely adding an item into the basket does not guarantee that it will be available. See the help for checking out for details.

There are four delivery options:

• Priority mail, within Finland takes 1-2 working days.
• Priority mail, within Europe takes 3-10 working days. The shirts will always be sent in Priority mail within Europe (Economy would be only 40 cents cheaper).
• Priority mail, outside Europe takes 5-10 working days.
• Economy mail, outside Europe: takes 12-30 working days.
• Pick-up at Kallio, Helsinki is free of charge and as a free bonus you get to meet Gasmaster :). You should not probably select this one unless you live in the Helsinki area or have idle money to be spent on travelling.

The delivery prices are for single items. Two items will cost twice, three items thrice as much. Multiple shirts will be sent in multiple letters. This is due to the pricing system of the Finnish Post Office (probably a worldwide practice). Single shirt can be sent as a normal letter. If two shirts were crammed into one envelope, it would exceed the size limits of a normal letter and should be sent as a "maxi letter" or a parcel, which both are a lot more expensive. It is cheaper to send two or three small letters than one big.

Please note that if the Customs Office of your country extends any interest towards the package, receiving it may take considerably - even months - longer!

There are three payment options. The availability of these depends on the delivery method.

• PayPal uses common credit cards and is probably the easiest method. When you have clicked the complete the order button, you will be transferred to the PayPal system, in which you should pay for the shirts. The address provided by PayPal will be used as a delivery address so ensure it is up-to-date! Refer to PayPal for more information - they have an excellent help section.
• Bank transfer is available only within Finland. If you know how to use IBAN and SWIFT codes and are willing to transfer funds from within the European Economic Area, contact Gasmaster.
• Cash should not be too hard to understand. When you meet Gasmaster, you give him money and he will give you the shirt(s).

Alas, sending cash by mail is not supported. It is a method too complicated and unreliable.

After you have clicked the check out button, you need to enter the delivery address if the payment method used requires it. You can still review and modify your order using the basket, but remember to click update the order button after the changes. When you have clicked the complete the order button, you will be transferred to PayPal or information page, depending on the payment method selection.

Note that the shirt reservation will not be made when you put the items into your shopping basket! The shirts will be reserved to you only after you have clicked the complete the order button. Thus, it is entirely possible, although not very probable, that someone else manages to reserve the only remaining shirt, which you already added to your basket. If this happens, the order will not be completed and you will be notified and taken to the review page once again to confirm the changes.

When you have made an order, the Your order page will display further information concerning the order progress.